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Employment opportunity, Yard sentry (Watchdog)

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    shadow DI Forum Luminary

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    Position; Yard sentry

    Qualifications; A male specimen possessing 4 paws and a cold wet nose. A deep voice and nervous attitude are a plus. Those of German ancestry are encouraged to apply. Prefered age 2-6 months. Prefered height when fully grown 24 inches at the shoulder. Prefered weight when fully grown 30+ kg.

    Benefits; A bowl of rice and meat twice per day with lots of snacks, plus a nasty German dominant b*tch to keep your den warm and reproduce new trainees. In addition, a warm and loving human family with sense of humor and a full training regime will be provided to the accepted lucky applicant.

    Inquire in this forum, or email your biodata to your new potential master at shadownseiko@yahoo.com

    :wink:

    Larry
     
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    male, crawling on all 4 (at 4 am) wet nose... well that sounds good... (I should apply)

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    nasty German dominant.... I had that back in old times long time ago... don't need that again...

    Well, maybe Weena has a german brother with her attitude... haha just drop her a PM...
     
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    Would probably have to keep that one on a chain and feed it live cats!

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    Larry
     
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    Is that how it should work? Unfortunately, in my situation, I'm the one being chained. :P
     
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    Yard security

     
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    Need I say more? LOL

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