SOCIALISM You have 2 cows. You give one to your neighbor. COMMUNISM You have 2 cows. The State takes both and gives you some milk. FASCISM You have 2 cows. The State takes both and sells you some milk. NAZISM You have 2 cows. The State takes both and shoots you. BUREAUCRATISM You have 2 cows. The State takes both, shoots one, milks the other, and then throws the milk away. TRADITIONAL CAPITALISM You have two cows. You sell one and buy a bull. Your herd multiplies, and the economy grows. You sell them and retire on the income. SURREALISM You have two giraffes. The government requires you to take harmonica lessons. AN AMERICAN CORPORATION You have two cows. You sell one, and force the other to produce the milk of four cows. Later, you hire a consultant to analyze why the cow has dropped dead. A FRENCH CORPORATION You have two cows. You go on strike, organize a riot, and block the roads, because you want three cows. A JAPANESE CORPORATION You have two cows. You redesign them so they are one-tenth the size of an ordinary cow and produce twenty times the milk. You then create a clever cow cartoon image called a Cowkimona and market it worldwide. AN ITALIAN CORPORATION You have two cows, but you don't know where they are. You decide to have lunch. A SWISS CORPORATION You have 5000 cows. None of them belong to you. You charge the owners for storing them. A CHINESE CORPORATION You have two cows. You have 300 people milking them. You claim that you have full employment, and high bovine productivity. You arrest the newsman who reported the real situation. AN INDIAN CORPORATION You have two cows. You worship them. A BRITISH CORPORATION You have two cows. Both are mad. AN IRAQI CORPORATION Everyone thinks you have lots of cows. You tell them that you have none. No-one believes you, so they bomb the ** out of you and invade your country. You still have no cows, but at least you are now a Democracy. AN AUSTRALIAN CORPORATION You have two cows. Business seems pretty good. You close the office and go for a few beers to celebrate. A NEW ZEALAND CORPORATION You have two cows. The one on the left looks very attractive.
A Philippine Corporation You have a lot of cows as all they want to do is have babies and go to fiestas. Their milk tastes strangely of Tuba.
Well PatO I wish I had one cow even! Then I could ride it to the bottle shop and get some beer! Stinking hot today, fierce easterly wind from the desert, mid-thirties, and been staking my goji's and spreading a cubic metre of mulch in the front yard while the sun is feeding me skin cancers. Perfect beer drinking weather but my Jeep is in the shop cause I pranged it. Me missus just rang up and she's been 'asked' to do a double-shift at the hospital....won't be seeing her car till long after the bottle shop closes. Looks like I'll have to walk....it's only a couple k's there....but it's worth it...
Mate, you have my sympathy, no beer available at 7:30am must be a real b*tch. What do you drink, Cascade Premium? Hope the force march to the bottle shop was a success.
LOL...might be 7:30 in Capetown...but we're on the very same time zone down here as you. Cascade is a very good guess, all those Tassie beers are great. That would be my personal favourite and I get some often. Today though I got Emu Export in cans....an old West Australian brew. Currently getting rehydrated...I feel better now....
When I was at the northern tip of Australia the only beer to be had was VB ... Victoria bitter. As I remember it was ok on a hot day. But no cows around. That's why I voted for the Australian plan. Cows or not there's always time for a barbie and stubby. Ron Almost forgot the tailgate stories.:D
A NEW ZEALAND CORPORATION You have two cows. The one on the left looks very attractive. Think you got the Kiwi corporation wrong, if they'd been sheep almost certainly, both would've been attractive.....they leave the cows to the Ozzies.
Probably because we're big enough to satisfy them......or so I've been told... Bloody hot again....but got my Jeep back this afternoon....I'm off....
