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Discussion in 'Off-Topic Forum' started by Malfeis, Jan 20, 2012.

  1. Malfeis

    Malfeis DI Member

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    If you can read this you have a strong mind:

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  2. Rhoody

    Rhoody DI Forum Luminary

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    Honestly, that's easier to read than most local text I get, as each number is very close to a letter, just the E is mirrored 3. With thousands of existing fonts we get confronted each day our brain recognizes that stuff very fast.

    than again, after 9 years here I still have problems to understand certain messages and might need also some explanation from you guys:

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    and the second is also not too bad:

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  3. tomtorific

    tomtorific DI Senior Member

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    Here is one even better,Filipino Non-speak:

    Seriously?
    Yeah, most food I've ever had State-side was free. You pay for beef? How can you get beef here cheaper than free? Not to mention I've never even seen beef for sale here.

    Blue Marlin steaks? Are you serious? You call that affordable? And you think you live here?

    I also do have proof that this is my country. Do you? Maybe the guests here should show some respect.

    From Unsolicited Pvt Message
     
  4. Broadside

    Broadside DI Forum Patron

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    Hehehehe Tom. I also got an unsolicited private message, probably from the same source as yours. Told me that there are plenty of places in the UK where you can get free food and also restaurants where you can go for 35 pence (50 peso), but failed to name any of them. hehehe.
    The final sentence of the message to me was, laughably, " if you need help surviving in the UK, just ask". Given that I spent longer in the military than this guy has been alive, I've probably forgotten more than he's ever learnt. It's been suggested that the writer was probably able to visit so many places in the States because he was clipping tickets on a Greyhound bus !!!
     
  5. tomtorific

    tomtorific DI Senior Member

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    I am sure the same source if He was espousing all the FREE food He has consumed all over the world. He needs to buy a clue. I was born on a day....but it wasn't yesterday.....LOL
     
  6. Rhoody

    Rhoody DI Forum Luminary

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    I got that one:
    Seriously?

    You claim to live here, yet state the restaurants sell German beer that is cheaper than back home?

    For one, Filipino restaurants do not sell German beer. Grocery Stores do not sell German beer.

    Some other imports, such a Heineken are available, but for almost 400 times the cost!

    Seriously, what's with you guys? You are either new here, or never been here, tell crazy lies, and then fight about it.

    If you envy my education and experience, simply go out and enhance yours.

    Cheers

    Sorry to the OP to go off topic
     
  7. expatron

    expatron DI Forum Patron

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    I just "fall in line" then wait to be picked up when it's my turn at the counter.:D:cool:
     
  8. ChMacQueen

    ChMacQueen DI Forum Patron Highly Rated Poster Showcase Reviewer Veteran Army

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    In the day we called that 1337 $p3@k or elite speak in the old school days of the internet. However many of us old schoolers like myself still saw it as stupid. It was like many guessed just formed on similiarities which the brain is very good at comparison if you can just relax your brain a bit. Same thing in a way as the color pictures you relax and stare at and all of a sudden you see a boat. Only here no issue for the color blind (yes the blind still have issues).

    I do find it funny when texters try and act like they created the lingo when it was copied well before texting even came along. All they did is shorten it into nonsense by failing to put 50-75% of the letters in the words (laziness if you ask me).
     
  9. kendro

    kendro DI New Member

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    These are funny but cool.
     
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