Any food dehydrators sold here?

Seems to me you need some sort of apparatus/person that could not only dehydrate but also extract the fumes too.
I used to know a young lady, many, many moons ago, used to frequent Chris & Jean Lund's 'Rainbow Disco', at Bantayan waiting shed area (now Asia Brewery depot), who could 'suck the pattern off a plate'. Of course, she might be dead by now , but if not, she'd maybe like a job in her old age.