67 Yr Old Man Dies While Getting Lap Dances

From USA Today

MAN DIES WHILE GETTING LAP DANCES

Robert Gene dies of natural cause
A 67 year old man died of natural causes while getting lap dances at a Texas strip club on Friday night it has been revealed. Robert Gene got multiple lap dances during his time at the Red Parrot in El Paso, however according to KVIA when the time came to pay the employees at the strip club found him to be unresponsive. Meanwhile KTSM reported that while being entertained Gene suffered from a heart attack, which the strippers failed to notice.
No signs of foul play
El Paso Sherriff deputies confirmed that so far there had been no signs of foul play however the investigation into the death was still underway. Meanwhile a manager at the strip club confirmed that employees tried to give Gene CPR but were unsuccessful in reviving him. Emergency responders were called in, who took the 67 year old to a local hospital. However deputies confirmed that he was declared dead about an hour after he was found at the Del Sol Medical Center.

 

Now that's the way to go. The morticians going to have to chisel that grin off his face.

 

At least he's smiling when he died and enjoyed the last days of his life with strippers .

 

... and here the picture of the tried CPR by the employee in the managers office:

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Hmmm, I wonder how long they lost him for.

Larry

 

I wonder what his wife will say at his eulogy?

 

I heard that didn't kill him, she got him going again then sat on his face. :(

 

Way to go. He was stiff before he became a stiff. :D

 

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