Top Ten Reasons Why Men Prefer Guns Over Women

#10 – You can trade an old 44 for a new 22.

#9 – You can keep one gun at home and have another for when you’re on the road.

#8 – If you admire a friend’s gun and tell him so, he will probably let you try it out a few times.

#7 – Your primary gun doesn't mind if you keep another gun for a backup.

#6 – Your gun will stay with you even if you run out of ammo.

#5 – A gun doesn't take up a lot of closet space.

#4 – Guns function normally every day of the month.

#3 – A gun doesn't ask , “Do these new grips make me look fat?”

#2 – A gun doesn't mind if you go to sleep after you use it.

And the #1 reason men prefer guns over women......

#1 – You can buy a silencer for a gun

 

But you still have to strip it and lubricate it occassionally to keep it in good working order.

 

10 Reasons Why Women Prefer Guns Over Men

10. You can easily trade that snubby in for something with a longer barrel.

9. You can keep a gun clean with a little Hoppe's and some elbow grease.

8. A gun never complains about the fit of its holster.

7. A gun doesn't need to watch a bad Western on video before you take it to the range.

6. Too many rounds and shots over the years don't cause the trigger guard to grow and sag.

5. You can carry a gun in your pants all day without it becoming a pest.

4. A gun doesn't complain if you want to spend more than 15 minutes at the range.

3. Emission of noxious gases is always under your control.

2. A gun doesn't call you a tease after you do a bit of dry fire.

1. A gun doesn't need to take a nap after each shot.

 

And as a special bonus......

#11 A gun won’t max out your credit cards and empty your bank account.

 

It then says "sorry" before goes out and does it again.......[COLOR="#0000FF"[COLOR="#FF0000"][/COLOR][/COLOR]"Sorry, Hon":D

 

Ouch that hurts :(

 

A gun doesn't care if you shoot live rounds or blanks. A gun doesn't care if you use a speed loader.

 

If you live by the GUN
you die by the GUN

 

Guns are quieter