Urinal etiquette - why regions are they way they are.

Just occurred to me that the way men go about using the pisser, on average, reflects directly on their culture/country. . This includes methods of cleaning ones *sshole.

I, myself, go to the furthest pisser away from the door as possible (while keeping an eye to the entrance for security reason in this country) while leaving at least one urinal between me and anyone currently in the cr. I've noticed most western men also act in this way. To me this says western countries will go the extra distance to obtain their goals but still give people the distance and personal respect a human deserves. I see the methods of cleaning one's *sshole as how "sensitive" a culture is to criticism and insults. Most Americans use toilet paper, which is quite abrasive. Contrary to what has been said on this forum most Americans have no problem criticizing their government and taking criticism of the government. I have converted to the water hose myself, this is for personal reasons though and reflects in no way my sensitivity to political matters........I just have a sensitive *sshole and I'm sure you appreciate that information.
The French (and some eastern European countries) also primarily clean their *sshole with a hose/water, in France they seem to be automated for convenience, no hands approach. The French seem to be a bit sensitive and rely on the government for handouts.

Filipinos/Asians go the shortest possible distance to a urinal and leave absolutely no space between a person. Not willing to go the extra distance to reach a goal. Which to me explains why many Asian countries are 3rd world. They do as little as possible without respecting the personal freedoms. A good summary of filipino politics, p*ss wherever you like.

In Afghanistan we didn't have urinals, only portapotties. We had to post signs for afghans/Indians for the proper use of a toilet (sit down/don't stand/don't squat on the toilet). Ones with primarily american/western use were tolerable with cleanliness. Shitters used primarily by Afghans were down right scary. sh*t rarely met the target, sometimes on the walls, floors and even ceiling one time (don't even want to know how that happened. Have seen sh*t accumulated in corners. This pretty much is a direct reflection of their country. Just pure sh*t, nothing else really needs to be said. They wiped their @ss with their hands...yeah.

In the Arab countries I have been in (Iraq, Kuwait, UAE, Qatar, Saudi) they didn't even have toilets, just a hole in the ground with some traction for their feet. They use water cannons to clean their assholes. Airports have urinals but I believe this is only there for western visitors. They just say screw it and let Allah deal with it.....extremely sensitive to ANY type of criticism.

I'm drunk, and irritated about some filipino and Korean not taking the open pissers on the other side of the cr. Sorry if I insulted your country (read:I'm not sorry at all).

 

BS post. Drunk. Ignore.

 

Lol sorry guys. The post makes no d*mn sense. Good spelling comes from auto text on the phone. Bad crap happened last night. Jumping town, have to get outta cebu. Ha. I'll post later. Thought I had a dead girl in my bed last night. sh*t got a bit crazy.