Farting ways can be tough. Whereever you guys are, it's Laughing Out Loud time to spice up the day: A little old lady goes to the doctor and...
Why Condoms comes in 3, 6 and 12 Pack? A man walks into a drug store with his 8-year old son. They happen to walk by the condom display, and the...
Distraught Farmer A farmer has 200 hens, but no rooster, and he wants chicks. So he goes down the road to the next farmer and asks if he has a...
Clueless Murphy Murphy, a furniture dealer from Dublin, wanted to expand the line of furniture in his store, so he decided to go to Paris to see...
Chicken Farmer A woman walked into an accountant's office and tells him that she needs to file her taxes... The accountant says, "Before we...
A burglar broke into a house one night. He shined his flashlight around, looking for valuables when a voice in the dark said, 'Jesus knows you're...
Cum again? 2 men get onto a bus in New York. They sit down & engage in an animated conversation. The lady sitting next 2 them ignores them at...
A blonde went into a world wide message centre to send a message to her mother overseas. When the man told her it would cost $300, she exclaimed:...
DIALOGUE BETWEEN A LADY INTERVIEWER WITH A MALE BEER DRINKER: Lady Interviewer: Do you drink every day? Man: Yes. Lady Interviewer: How much a...
It was time for Father John's Saturday night bath and the young nun, Sister Magdalene, had prepared the bath water and towels just the way the old...
A Priest was about to finish his tour of duty, and was leaving his Mission in the jungle where he has spent years teaching the natives when he...
TV INTERVIEW WHICH WAS NEVER AIRED.... You know there are so many TV channels, each starved of new programs. In a rural program for farmers, a...
A senior citizen drove his brand new Corvette convertible out of the dealership. Taking off down the road, he floored it to 80 mph, enjoying the...
An old married couple no sooner hit the pillows when the old man passes gas and says, ‘Seven Points.’ His wife rolls over and says, ‘What in the...
Sunday Morning Sex Upon hearing that her elderly grandfather had just passed away, Katie went straight to her grandparent's house to visit her 95...
Man with Gun goes inside the bank & demands .. Once he is given money, he turns to a lady & asks, ‘Did you see me rob the bank? Lady : ‘Yes, I...
CIGARETTES AND TAMPONS A man walks into a pharmacy and wanders up and down the aisles. The sales girl notices him and ask him if she can help...
A husband and his wife agreed that anytime they want to have sex, they will call it a "PHONE CALL" so that the kids will not decode. One day, the...
Four married guys go golfing. While playing the 4th hole, the following conversation took place: 1st Guy: "You have no idea what i had to do...
You are on a crowded bus when you suddenly realize you need to fart. The music is really loud, so you time your farts with the beat. You let go...
