Sorry my mistake I read it wrong........ cant handle Red Horse. lol.
Dear Mr Alex, I would like to come to your abode and see your vegetable garden, as I am trying to grow poison ivy to put into my missus`s...
What does it matter??????? The USA beat South Africa in rugby ...whoooopeeeee dooooo.
Dont be like that PatO. You know the old saying...SMILE and the whole world smiles with you. But the Blood Sucking Freaks is not a bad DVD if you...
Since my missus came back with her Shemale lover neither one have showered at all, and it has been four days now (the missus used to shower at...
Lucky you survived, the pill was supposed to take affect within thirty minutes of swallowing it. lol Looks like I was ripped off again by those...
Well all of you good folk out there I must tell you that last Wednesday The Freak nearly ended his pitiful life, but thanks to a smart arse...
Cant stand rude people, and today I had a bloody foreigner push in front of me at Lee Plaza at the checkout, but I kept my cool and gave the creep...
I am so sorry Mr Alec if you think that I insulted you,but in actual fact I was sticking up for you because I think that that Aussie loud mouth...
Took the happy missus for a treat yesterday, and after she finished her hot-dog on a stick we ventured into Naturally Negros, to suss it out, and...
Thanks Jack good to know the three year thing, but as far as my wife knows it is one year, so I wont tell her any different, unless one of the...
Could somebody help out The Freak with the following please? What is the longest time that I can stay in this wonderful country ( tongue in...
Guess what I have only been back for a short while, and already I feel as though I have never left here..... Had a warm SM, nearly fell out of a...
Well I am back from Australia folks, after a very happy three months, fishing, drinking, putting up with road rage, crazy women, and all the other...
I cant even remember being born......that`s how good my memory is. lol.
Am still in Australia but so bloody cold, and wet here, so time to head back to the Philippines to find out if my wife has been cheating on me....
They happened to be my mother, and sister....but maybe everybody is not as wise as the people who give advice.
It does not matter how much homework you do to avoid corruption in the Philippines you will always be outsmarted until you learn the ropes. I have...
Cant wait to get back to the Philippines, I have missed it so much, but I will have to get street smart all over again as I have become a little...
Thanks for your advice Dude. All I need to do now is to buy binoculars, and a hazard suit....I already have a flashlight. Would a sound recorder...
