Proof the world is going nuts

While I have no idea how accurate or true the following is Im going to paste here. I am from Maryland and to that it was true condoms where *always* in the mens rooms of bars and clubs. Sometimes eight or more machines..lol

Try for a snicker instead of a disgruntled sneer..
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> Proof That The World Is Nuts
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> In Lebanon, men are legally allowed to have sex with animals, but the animals must be female. Having sexual relations with a male animal is punishable by death.
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> (Like THAT makes sense.)
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> In Bahrain, a male doctor may legally examine a woman's genitals, but is prohibited from looking directly at them during the examination. He may only see their reflection in a mirror.
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> (Do they look different reversed?)
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> Muslims are banned from looking at the genitals of a corpse. This also applies to undertakers. The sex organs of the deceased must be covered with a brick or piece of wood at all times.
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> (A brick?)
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> The penalty for masturbation in Indonesia is decapitation (be glad you don't live in Indonesia)
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> (Much worse than 'going blind!')
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> There are men in Guam whose full-time job is to travel the countryside and deflower young virgins, who pay them for the privilege of having sex for the first time
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> Reason: under Guam law, it is expressly forbidden for virgins to marry.
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> (Let's just think for a minute; is there
> any job anywhere else in the world that even comes close to this?)
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> In Hong Kong, a betrayed wife is legally allowed to kill her adulterous husband, but may only do so with her bare hands.
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> The husband's illicit lover, on the other hand, may be killed in any manner desired.
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> (Ah! Justice!)
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> Topless saleswomen are legal in Liverpool,England - but only in tropical fish stores.
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> (But of course!)
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> In Cali, Colombia, a woman may only have sex with her husband, and the first time this happens, her mother must be in the room to witness the act.
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> (Makes one shudder at the thought.)
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> In Santa Cruz, Bolivia, it is illegal for a man to have sex with a woman and her daughter at the same time.
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> (I presume this was a big enough problem that they had to pass this law?)
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> In Maryland, it is illegal to sell condoms from vending machines with one exception: Condoms may be dispensed from a vending machine only in places where alcoholic beverages are sold for consumption on the premises.
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> (Is this a great country or what?)
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> Well, not as great as Guam
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> Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories an hour.
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> (Who volunteers for these tests?)
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> The ant can lift 50 times its own weight, can pull 30 times its own weight and always falls over on its right side when intoxicated.
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> (From drinking little bottles of ???)
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> (Did our government pay for this research??)
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> Butterflies taste with their feet.
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> (Ah, geez.)
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> An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain.
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> (I know some people like that.)
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> Starfish don't have brains.
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> (I know some people like that, too.)
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> And, the best for last?
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> Turtles can breathe through their arse.
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> (And I thought I had bad breath in the morning!)
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> Thank you all for reading this.
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> If you need to reach me in the future, I will be in Guam!!!poh

 

Funny as I watched this video just before logging on here tonight, I cannot believe some of the apps available on these new Phones, thank God I only use mine for answering calls! Just bought a new one and be buggered if I can work out how to make a bloody call on it yet, but apps? I pray I NEVER go there, especially this one! o.O

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CIxyIJqUvig

 

Just spent the day looking round all the tropical fish stores in Liverpool and not one topless sales lady

 

Remember the title of the thread?

There you go...

We could waste days discussing the "crazyness" of the people, because it's us that are crazy not the World we live on...

 

Some of us are slow learners Wrye, I raised my Son and Daughter as a single parent for 14 years, at the same time taking on with my GF her lad, then 3 of our own, then a Nephew, then a Niece, then another Niece, then when kids hit adulthood and the ex split, I ended up taking my sons mates, than their mates, it was like a halfway house of crazies everyday!

Now I am remarried, have taken on a new Daughter, and will eventually have another Baby to start all over again... I think simple mind nailed it, we ARE the crazy ones! :D lol