Picked up one of my kids at lunchtime today and was told they had the rest of the day off. Some w@nkers had spray painted the grade and high schools with graffiti in the early hours. Also their chapel doors (locked) were painted with upside down crosses and 'Illuminati' signs. A 'Virgin' Mary statute had it's face sprayed black and various depictions of deformed male genitalia had been prominently painted around the walls of the high school buildings etc etc. I believe that basic grammar and spelling was a little lacking in their sentence construction from what my 12 year old saw. The local 'Oinks' are investigating and will no doubt have the 'evil perpetrators' in custody soon (ha ha). On the bright side at least no one was hurt, as I suspect most of the 6-10 guards who are usually on duty, must have been asleep during the entire incident.........