Where's the humor on here?

A woman arrived at a party. While scanning the guests, she spotted an attractive man sitting alone. She approached him, smiled and said, "Hello. My name is Carmen." "That's a beautiful name," he replied. "Is it a family name?" "No," she replied. As a matter of fact I gave it to myself. It represents the things that I enjoy the most - cars and men. Therefore I chose "Carmen". "What's your name?" she asked. He answered "B.J. Titsengolf."

 

A new bride was a bit embarrassed to be known as a honeymooner. So when she and her husband pulled up to the hotel, she asked him if there was any way that they could make it appear that they had been married a long time. He responded, "Sure. You carry the suitcases!

 

A guy was applying for a job as a mail man,he was asked have you ever served your country? yes sir 3 years in Vietnam, do you have any disabilties? yes i lost my testicles in Vietnam. Ok you have the job the hours are 8am to 5 pm you come in at 10am tomorrow . why do i start at 10 am ? This a government job for the first 2 hours we stand around scraching our balls . you can miss that part

 

Here is an interesting page about life..

 

Jerry went to a psychiatrist. "Doc," he said, "I've got trouble. Every time I get into bed, I think there's somebody under it. I'm going crazy!" Just put yourself in my hands for one year," said the shrink. "Come to me three times a week, and I'll cure your fears." How much do you charge?" A hundred dollars per visit." I'll sleep on it," said Jerry. Six months later the doctor met Jerry on the street. "Why didn't you ever come to see me again?" asked the psychiatrist. For a hundred bucks a visit? A bartender cured me for $10." "Is that so! How?" He told me to cut the legs off the bed!" Ain't nobody under there now!!!

 

A young ringer from an out back cattle station in aus. found a young lady and married, they traveled to the nearest big town and found the best hotel .M8 i just got married and want the best room you have the girl behind the desk said BRIDAL SIR? no ill just hold her down till she gets use to it.

 

Excellent: however for the uninitiated, they are possibly wondering what a "ringer" is and what relevance "BRIDAL" has,............... ha ha ha ha ha,................BUT, I got it, I got it, I got it..........yippee...........nothing like breaking in a green filly...........lol.................

 

Yeah, fair enough, you Yanks sure are a "trying" lot - -

you have it half correct with the bridle, well done, only a real Cowboy from Texas could work that out - - however a "ringer" is the lead guy in a line up of sheep shearers on the shearing floor of the shearing shed, he is the guy who sets the pace for all the other shearers to follow and keep up with when shearing sheep - - for that bit of education I will send you an invoice - lol -