Man pulls down pants in public and tries to have sex with POSTBOX (They gotta be Kidding of course?)

Apparently Not! This just about takes the biscuit for me But Hold on! I heard some Women, are in love with their Washing Machines

Paul Bennett: Man pulls down pants in public and tries to have sex with POSTBOX | Weird | News | Daily Express
sometimes it is so Good to wake up in the mornings just to see what is happening in this Strange world of ours.
Only BOI days puts a frown on my face but what's 1 (one) day out of 60

JP

 

maybe he had a french letter

 

In that case, Prince Andrew would have been there first............

 

Obviously first class.

 

They may have mistaken it could have been a girl in a red mini dress , in that case he could have posted 2 letters before she could straighten up

 

That - my friend it what is called - " a sticky wicket " -

Again, for the uninitiated, that is a British cricket term which I am sure the Brits here could elaborate on if requested -
[DOUBLEPOST=1422012609,1422012410][/DOUBLEPOST]What intrigues me is that, as I understand it with no personal experience on the matter you understand, the letter box 'slot' is horizontal and the ladies 's..t' is vertical - if I am mistaken please correct me - if that is the case, how could a guy get confused between the two ? The mind boggles with the sort of answers I will get on this one, ha ha ha ha - .........................................
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She posted two, and got two ''stamps'' - called a rebate perhaps - ?

 

LOL! You have obviously Forgotten the Joke about the "Chinese" ladies and there ruby Lips?

JP

 

Nope, I was much too conservative to spell it out mate, I left that for you...................ha ha ha ha ha......and you obliged -