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  1. Rye83

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    Afghans brought me a gift today. I think it will be popular at Why Not and Zanzibar and really get the attention of the ladies. :geek:

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    And I'm an idiot who doesn't know how to use Facebook. Posted that crap to the Team HUKAD Facebook time line.... ...:meh:
     
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    You look good in camouflage! :wink: (just tell everyone you're the other guy) :woot: I have heard that type of attire is good for attracting camels, does it work? just a thought :rolleyes:.
     
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    lol I have never seen a camel in the North. I'll keep my eye out for them though.
     
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    That will work!

    I was once in Lake Tahoe with two friends, Steve and Dennis at a gambling resort. Dennis was very proper, and both were trying to pick up two nice ladies at the "craps" table (oxymoron statement I think :wink:) Well I had a problem with very bad gas that night :redface:... when I walked up to the table I squeezed off a silent but deadly "one." Steve said "DAVE.. What did you do?" I looked at Dennis, straight in the eye and said "DAVE, I can not believe you did that", and with a look of discuss, walked away as Dennis' jaw hit the ground, and the two ladies stopped talking to them. They did not score that night for some reason. :wink: (true story.)

    Just do not tag yourself in the Facebook photo you posted, claim you are the guy in Camouflage , but do not tag my name there either... :wink:

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    I'm guessing if you walk into Why Not at midnight wearing just your open purple-green-blue Afghan robe the girls (with and without adams apples) will be admiring the threads.
     
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