Where's the humor on here?

Irelands worst air disaster happened today when 2 light aircraft crashed into a cemetery ,search and rescue have recovered 2684 bodys the except to find more bodys as digging goes on into the night

 

Last week Julie checked into a motel on her 55th birthday and as she was a bit lonely thought she would call one of those men you see advertised in phone books for escorts and sensual massages.

She looked through the phone book, found a full page ad for a guy calling himself Tender Alex -- a very handsome man with assorted physical skills flexing in the photo.
He had all the right muscles in all the right places, thick wavy hair, long powerful legs, dazzling smile, six-pack abs and she felt quite certain she could bounce a silver dollar off his well-oiled bum.

She figured, what the heck, nobody will ever know. I'll give him a call.

"Good evening, Ma'am. How may I help you?"

Oh my, he sounded sooo sexy!

Afraid she would lose her nerve if she hesitated, she rushed right in.

"Hi, I hear you give a great massage. I'd like you to come to my motel room and give me one.
No, wait -- I should be straight with you. I'm in town all alone and what I really want is sex.
I want it hot, and I want it now. Bring implements - toys, rubber, leather, whips - everything you've got in your bag of tricks. We'll go hot and heavy all night.
Tie me up, cover me in chocolate syrup and whipped cream - anything and everything, I'm ready!!

Now. How does that sound?"

He said:" That sounds absolutely fantastic, but you need to press 9 for an outside line."

 

Seems he may have practiced this shot many times and has had great success with it.

But the buzzer has sounded (statute of limitations), so he won't get "credit" for his "baskets".

Too bad. He seemed to have really had a talent for this.

nwlivewire

 

Yep.

No credit for the basket cases he made, either.

Well, that's the way the balls can bounce - his anyway.

Makes me glad sometimes I didn't have a daughter.