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U.S. Man Travels to Have Sex

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  1. PatO

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    The government has better things they could be spending our money on than giving people news clips for bad puns. :meh:
     
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    Wanted. Horse with small penis. I'm a horse virgin. If horse too beaucoup, no boom, boom.

    If course he is going to travel for horse sex. You don't want a pissed off horse hunting you down at your favorite restaurant, causing a scene because you didn't call her.
     
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    See what I mean? d*mn you government! :shifty:
     
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    At least he didn't travel to the Philippines for horse sex. That's all we need. Another foreigner involved in a sex scandal.

    "Them foreigners will f**** anything that moves."
     
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    Best they not know that there are some that would f*ck a rock if it showed interest. :locktopic:
     
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    If they did know, they would figure out a way to make money off it. Within days all the good rocks would be gone. You would have to hit the boulevard and dish out like 100 pesos for a rock of your liking.
    [DOUBLEPOST=1436803368,1436803269][/DOUBLEPOST]Which of course would be a rock someone else already had. Which means the vendor got paid like double and you got sloppy rock seconds.
     
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    Then soon, they would have to make a law against having sex with a rock. Call it the 'Caught Between a Rock and a Hard-on' law.
     
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    giddy up woo back
     
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    Reminds me of a case in South Sudan some years ago. A villager was taken before the local court charged with having sex with a goat. The problem was, it wasn't his goat, and the owner was not happy. The upshot was that the court ordered the man to marry the goat and make a marriage settlement on the owner.
     
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