Too much. I will call it a night after listening to this one. Sheriff: Man went to Ariz. for 'sex acts' with horse
The government has better things they could be spending our money on than giving people news clips for bad puns.
Wanted. Horse with small penis. I'm a horse virgin. If horse too beaucoup, no boom, boom. If course he is going to travel for horse sex. You don't want a pissed off horse hunting you down at your favorite restaurant, causing a scene because you didn't call her.
At least he didn't travel to the Philippines for horse sex. That's all we need. Another foreigner involved in a sex scandal. "Them foreigners will f**** anything that moves."
If they did know, they would figure out a way to make money off it. Within days all the good rocks would be gone. You would have to hit the boulevard and dish out like 100 pesos for a rock of your liking. [DOUBLEPOST=1436803368,1436803269][/DOUBLEPOST]Which of course would be a rock someone else already had. Which means the vendor got paid like double and you got sloppy rock seconds.
Then soon, they would have to make a law against having sex with a rock. Call it the 'Caught Between a Rock and a Hard-on' law.
Reminds me of a case in South Sudan some years ago. A villager was taken before the local court charged with having sex with a goat. The problem was, it wasn't his goat, and the owner was not happy. The upshot was that the court ordered the man to marry the goat and make a marriage settlement on the owner.
