Where's the humor on here?

There is a company in the US that sells fake ATM slips. You just write your name and number on the back and hand it to a woman and say that you would love to talk to her but you are already late and walk away. What are the odds she won't check out your bank balance? Which happens to say you have whatever you want it to say.

 

Wonder if this would work in reverse if the owner of the car was a woman?

Ahhhh.... Western romance!

hahaha

nwlivewire

 

I actually went to youtube and searched to see if there was more like this and much of it turned out to be hoaxes, but not the guy with the Lambo. There was a reverse with a woman doing it for men by the same people. The woman was cute but all tatted up and most guys were just as happy with her in the Honda Civic as with a supercar. There were a couple that weren't interested when her car was a civic. I don't know if the guys who refused to go for a ride in the civic were married or not. Possibly some men were put off by the extensive tattoos. They also had one where a guy did it to a guy and his friends reaction was priceless!

 

Not sure how to post this. Not a joke, but well worth a look.

Two Tangled Swans Beg Man For Their Rescue

 

WOW! Lucky for those two swans that help just happened to be there at the time they needed help.

Kudos to the fellow that seperated them!

V/R,
nwlivewire

 

Yeah they sure had their feathers ruffled

 

That would depend on what she looked like.

 

I will try and post this facebook video form "I PARK LIKE AN IDIOT".
Funny as he77 IMO.


Don't know where its from. Maybe Cebu?

 

Mrs. Ravioli comes to visit her son Anthony for dinner.
He lives with a female roommate, Maria
During the course of the meal, his mother couldn't
help but notice how pretty Anthony's roommate is.

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Over the course of the evening, while watching the two interact,
she started to wonder if there was more between
Anthony and his roommate than met the eye.

Reading his mom's thoughts, Anthony volunteered,
"I know what you must be thinking,
but I assure you, Maria and I are just roommates.''

About a week later, Maria came to Anthony saying,
"Ever since your mother came to dinner,
I've been unable to find the silver sugar bowl.
You don't suppose she took it, do you?"

"Well, I doubt it, but I'll email her, just to be
sure." So he sat down and wrote an email:

Dear Mama,

I'm not saying that you "did" take the sugar bowl from my house
; I'm not saying that you "did not" take it.
But the fact remains that it has been missing ever
since you were here for dinner.
Your Loving Son,
Anthony

A few days later, Anthony received a response
email from his Mama which read:

Dear son,

I'm not saying that you "do" sleep with Maria,
and I'm not saying that you "do not" sleep with her.
But the fact remains that if she was sleeping in her own bed she would of found the sugar bowl by now

 

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A Catholic, a Protestant, a Muslim and a Jew were in a discussion during a dinner.

Catholic: "I have a large fortune... I am going to buy Citibank!"

Protestant: "I am very wealthy and will buy General Motors!"

Muslim: "I am a fabulously rich prince... I intend to purchase Microsoft!

They then all wait for the Jew to speak.

The Jew stirs his coffee, places the spoon neatly on the table, takes a sip of his coffee,
and said i am not selling.