Gross but funny

“It was worth it,” the woman said on arrest. “On Friday when I realized I hit the lotto, I knew this would be the first thing I would do. I hit up every Mexican food truck and saved my dumps all weekend. I was shuffling around like a death-row inmate trying not to explode. I’ve been putting up with that guy’s sh*t for years, it’s time he put up with some of mine.”

lol

 

Lol she might think that 3 million puts here right up there with Bill Gates. 3 million really isn't all that much money, especially in the hands of an idiot.

 

Lol sure, I've thought about doing much worse to a few bosses that I've had (who didn't when they were junior enlisted?), but the difference is I didn't....well, at least I didn't get caught doing such things. That's kinda the point though, an intelligent person that just ran into 3 million dollars should be able to think up of much better ways to get a prick of a boss back.

If you just wanted to give your boss a bad day (which is what this woman seems to have wanted to do) you could buy a whole lot of eggs and rolls of toilet paper and find some teens loitering about and see if they wanted to make 100 bucks. Or you could buy a bunch of paper bags, a lighter and run down to the local dog park and then visit the bosses house late at night.

This woman just blew around 15-20k of her lottery on bail/legal fees....and this seems to be before she even got paid any of the winnings. Not a good start. I would find it hilarious if there was some sort of error in the drawing and it turned out she didn't win anything.