I'll drink to that!

nwlivwire

 

I'll drink to that, too!

(that's my limit, though)

nwlivewire

 

a policeman knocked on my door said " we've had complaints from people seeing your dog chase someone on a bike" I said " p*ss off, my dog doesn't even have a bike.

 

A guy walks into a bar with an alligator. It's about 10 feet long. The bartender flips out and says, "Hey buddy, you gotta get that son of a b*tch outta here. It's going to bite one of my customers and I'm going to get sued."
The guy says, "No no no, it's a tame alligator. I'll prove it to you."
He picks up the alligator and puts it on the bar. Then he unzips his pants, pulls out his package and sticks it in the alligator's mouth. The alligator just keeps his mouth open. After about 5 minutes, he pulls it out of the alligator's mouth and zips up his pants and says, "See, I told you it was a tame alligator. Anybody else want to try it?"
The drunk down at the end of the bar says, "Yah, I'd like to try it but I don't think I can hold my mouth open that long

 

The new improved Gas less Air force or maybe fart Power.

 

Show Pony
Show pony, maybe you can tell me why a Funny in the humour section can be Trolling

 

No explanation. I choose funny and the trolling button is at the extreme right.
If I had given a rating just to the left or right of the funny button then I would blame that on big fingers/small screen.
All fixed.