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Where's the humor on here?

Discussie in 'Funny Stuff' gestart door grandpainak, 16 apr 2007.

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    Love it. Laughed until tears came and then stole it for my Facebook. Thanks
     
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    Dave_Hounddriver, 26 jan 2017
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    My neighbor's 5 years old son... after reading story of a king... son-mom, i also want three wives one for cooking, one for singing, one for bathing me... Mom-,,,,,and one will put u to sleep.. son-,,,,,Son; No mom, I will sleep with you... mom eyes filled up with tears god bless you son.,,,,. Mom-but who will sleep with your 3 wives? Son-let them sleep with daddy.. daddy eyes filled up with tears-,,,Right after Dad says "god bless u my son....." he started moving his stuff into my spare room...
     
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    Two old man sitting on a park bench.
    The first one says: "Ouch, my back and my knees are aching and hurting."
    The other responds: "I'm feeling like fresh born!"
    "Why?"
    "I don't have teeth and no hair. Wait, I think I'll have sh*it in my pants right now!"
     
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    He forgot the breast feeding part....
     
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    A 66 year old guy was telling me that he took his 22year old wife for dinner every one was calling out PEDO pedo it really up set his wife and spoiled there 12th wedding anniversary
     
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    Dark, but...lol
     
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    Scratching Head.jpg Hmmmmmmmmmmmmm Alternative for McDo's? grumpy-fuckers-coffee-shop.jpg :whistling:
     
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    • I was wondering about that too! I was wondering about that too! x 1
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    So basically, Starbucks?
     
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