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Where's the humor on here?

Discussion in 'Funny Stuff' started by grandpainak, Apr 16, 2007.

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  1. Dave_Hounddriver

    Dave_Hounddriver DI Forum Luminary Highly Rated Poster

    Jan 26, 2017 #3191
    Love it. Laughed until tears came and then stole it for my Facebook. Thanks
     
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  2. Dave & Imp

    Dave & Imp DI Forum Patron Highly Rated Poster Showcase Reviewer

    Jan 26, 2017 #3192
    My neighbor's 5 years old son... after reading story of a king... son-mom, i also want three wives one for cooking, one for singing, one for bathing me... Mom-,,,,,and one will put u to sleep.. son-,,,,,Son; No mom, I will sleep with you... mom eyes filled up with tears god bless you son.,,,,. Mom-but who will sleep with your 3 wives? Son-let them sleep with daddy.. daddy eyes filled up with tears-,,,Right after Dad says "god bless u my son....." he started moving his stuff into my spare room...
     
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  3. Dr. Shiva

    Dr. Shiva DI Senior Member

    Jan 26, 2017 #3193
    Two old man sitting on a park bench.
    The first one says: "Ouch, my back and my knees are aching and hurting."
    The other responds: "I'm feeling like fresh born!"
    "Why?"
    "I don't have teeth and no hair. Wait, I think I'll have sh*it in my pants right now!"
     
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  4. nwlivewire

    nwlivewire DI Senior Member Showcase Reviewer Blood Donor Veteran Army Navy

    Jan 27, 2017 #3194
    He forgot the breast feeding part....
     
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  5. alex

    alex DI Forum Patron Highly Rated Poster

    Jan 27, 2017 #3195
    A 66 year old guy was telling me that he took his 22year old wife for dinner every one was calling out PEDO pedo it really up set his wife and spoiled there 12th wedding anniversary
     
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  6. Rye83

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    Jan 27, 2017 #3196
    Dark, but...lol
     
  7. Rye83

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    Feb 2, 2017 #3197
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  8. Jack Peterson

    Jack Peterson DI Forum Luminary Highly Rated Poster SC Connoisseur Veteran Air Force

    Feb 17, 2017 #3198
    Scratching Head.jpg Hmmmmmmmmmmmmm Alternative for McDo's? grumpy-fuckers-coffee-shop.jpg :whistling:
     
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  9. NYC

    NYC DI Senior Member Showcase Reviewer Blood Donor Veteran Air Force

    Feb 17, 2017 #3199
    • I was wondering about that too! I was wondering about that too! x 1
  10. Rye83

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    Feb 17, 2017 #3200
    So basically, Starbucks?
     
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