Yada Yada / The Off Topic Arena

I think that type of bike is called a CHOPPER. Initially they were called choppers because any unnecessary parts got chopped off so the bike would go faster.

 

Yes, but I have heard references to the 'big bang' and that was before my time.

 

I have heard "chopper" used as a name for part of the male anatomy - is it the same reason (i.e. bits chopped off to make it go faster)?

 

I had a great personal security detail, but they got gunned down (the entire company) while I was transferring large sums of money. Luckily I was able to take on the surviving attackers and get away with the cash. It was right before payday too, so I saved some pesos there. I wouldn't recommend any other agencies, these guys were TERRIBLE shooters. Right now I'm waiting for a ship which is transporting Chinese gangsters on loan from the Triads. My advice, look elsewhere. Triads maybe.

 

The money belonged to a well known politician. Tragically, there was one "foreigner" among the dead. His body was burned beyond recognition.

@TheDude Is lying low right now.

 

The foreigner was known to have ties to shadowy hacker groups based out of Eastern Europe. The morning after his tragic death, all reports of the attack were mysteriously taken down from news sites. Facebook shares of the incident were lost in a flood of fake news. The Philippines government reported a sharp rise in traffic which briefly interrupted connectivity across the country. Security experts believe the cyber attack was launched out of respect for a fallen comrade. Others have suggested the virtual "invasion" may have been part of sophisticated cover-up. Investigations are ongoing.