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New law prohibits children under 12 in the front seat
Manila - A new law prohibits children under the age of 12 unless they are taller than 1.50 meters and use the seat belt to sit in the front seat. - klajoo.com - Automobile Association of the Philippines (AAP) chairman Augusto Lagman says the most dangerous seat in a vehicle is the one the front passenger has occupied. The law also requires infants to be carried in rear-mounted child seats. The first offense will be fined 1,000 PHP, the second offense 2,000 PHP, the third violation 5,000 PHP and driver's license will be withdrawn. KR 16.03.2019 - 3:57


Manila President Rodrigo Duterte has signed a new law requiring motorcycles to be fitted with larger readable and color coded license plates. - klajoo.com - The Republic Act (RA) 11235 states: "The number plate labeling must be readable from the front and from the back, at least 15 meters from the motorcycle." The Land Transportation Office (LTO) must create a color code for each region in the Philippines where the motorcycle was registered. The owner of a motorcycle is required to register his vehicle with the LTO within five days of purchase. The sale or disposal of a motorcycle must be reported immediately to the LTO. Driving without a license plate is prohibited, violations will be punished with a fine of up to 100,000 PHP or prison. If the license plate is lost, damaged or stolen, the motorcycle owner must immediately report to the LTO and the police and request a replacement. If ignored, the owner of a motorcycle will be fined up to 50,000 PHP. A person who manipulates, imitates, hides, or hides a license plate must pay a fine of up to 100,000 PHP, just like those who attach a stolen license plate.

 

Wow. Congratulations to myself. I have finally received my first Abhorrent rating.
I'm not sure why they disliked my humour as it seems some people liked it.

Maybe they just have a hard-on for me or not. Who knows?
How many do I need to catch up to Wrye? LOL

 

Some negative ratings are accidental , some are ridiculous, some have weeded out the bad boys, But you are not a bad boy (as far as I know! ) and I gave you a 'Winner' to compensate. KEEP UP the good humour.

 

Don't even try - it will take you a lifetime!

 

so some of you may not realize that nursing homes for years have always had trouble getting some of our little old men to take their viagra at bed time. the liquid "mount and do" should make this a lot easier.

its not for sex. its to keep them from rolling out of bed

 

I actual got a "trolling" rating on a post that I was the OP on...never can tell on a forum...

 

We are not the youngest twigs on the tree!

 

well i would have posted this in the medicine thread but i was afraid someone might take this really seriously. we have tried to buy masks but everyone is sold out. as a plan B we are experimenting with thong panties worn on the head turned upside down.

the come in a variety of colors and sizes. i tried small first but it only goes to the upper lip so mouth breathing, eating and talking are all ruled out. red is my color by the way!! they do come with moisture barriers but you have to turn the panty inside out

larger sizes cover your mouth but also interfer with vision. if you are riding a motorcycle (or bicycle in my case) you cannot focus. you only have peripheral visit but thats ok since it is all i use when driving here.

our evaluation team has pointed out that they can be used for gifts once the crisis has passed. be warned, they are mildly tittilating!