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Where's the humor on here?

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    I've been washing my hands so much I found the answers to my grade 10 history test.


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    I would give you a funny for the 'loo roll in water' joke - but I don't get it. Is is to do with isolation?
     
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    I'm guessing you are not into gardening. Sometimes you can get a plant to grow by putting a piece in water until it grows roots.
    Nothing to do with isolation. It's all about people hoarding TP in North America. I spoke to my 90 year old Dad this morning. Some of the store s have bare shelves. It's getting crazy.
     
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    Yes, I do know about plant rooting but I didn't get it - I will now proceed at high speed to give you the funny icon.
     
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    Hoarding is a problem with everything, apparently.
     
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    So true - I've been hoarding shelves for a few weeks.
     
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    “I was raised as an only child, which really annoyed my sister.”
     
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    A Man in his 70's was walking down the street enjoying a fine Cigar. He cleared his throat and let a spit go down onto the sidewalk. To his surprise an elderly Lady said after a moment or so "You filthy old man.... my little dog could step in that and God knows the disease's he could get!"
    The old man turned and replied......"Lady!!! That would be Herpes and Hepatitis!"
     
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    Reminded me of the time a woman said to Winston Churchill "If you were my husband I would put poison in your tea" to which Churchill replied "Madam, if you were my wife I would drink it".
     
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    An old lady buys two parrots but she cant figure out which one is the male so she asks a friend. She is told to creep down one night and have a look in the cage. Which ever one is on the top of the other one catch it and put a collar around its neck so this is what she does. Problem solved. A few days later the local vicar come to visit the old lady and the male parrot pipes up, "Oh! I see she caught you at it too!"

    And another bird joke. Tom says to his friend, "Have you heard about the four legged chickens they are now breeding for their drum sticks?" "No" he said. "what do they taste like?" Dunno Tom answers, "They haven't caught any yet!"
     
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