Where's the humor on here?

It has been scientifically proven that horse manure protects you. Take the fresh horse manure and rub your hands with it. It has the following actions:
1. It prevents you from touching your nose, eyes, mouth.
2. People will keep at least 6 feet away from you
3. No one will want to shake your hand
4. You will safely wash your hands well before going to lunch.
I swear it works.

 

Just sold my homing pigeon for the 32nd time.
Great investment opportunity for sale just $150

Disclaimer.
No warranty if it fly’s back to me.

 

SOMEONE MAKE THIS HAPPEN!

 

Would possibly make more money than a gym.....