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Discussion in 'Funny Stuff' started by danbandanna, May 22, 2022.

  1. danbandanna

    danbandanna DI Forum Patron Highly Rated Poster Showcase Reviewer Veteran Marines

    An old Pilot sat down in Starbucks and ordered a cup of coffee.
    As he sat sipping his coffee, a young woman sat down next to him.
    She turned to the pilot and asked, ‘Are you a real pilot?’
    He replied, ‘Well, I’ve spent my whole life flying biplanes, Cubs, Aeronca’s, Neiuports, flew in WWII in a B-29, and later in the Korean conflict, taught 50 people to fly and gave rides to hundreds, so I guess I am a pilot – what about you?’
    She said, ‘I’m a lesbian. I spend my whole day thinking about naked women. As soon as I get up in the morning, I think about naked women. When I shower, I think about naked women When I watch TV, I think about naked women. It seems everything makes me think of naked women.’
    The two sat sipping in silence.
    A little while later, a young man sat down on the other side of the old pilot and asked, ‘Are you a real pilot?’
    He replied, ‘I always thought I was, but I just found out I’m a lesbian.’
     
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  2. Crystalhead

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    That's a good one. Lesbians have it made as far as Male standards. One thing I learned is never enter a Pie eating contest with a Lesbian..... you'll never win.
     
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  3. jimeve

    jimeve DI Forum Luminary Highly Rated Poster Showcase Reviewer Veteran Army

    They will lick you.
     
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  4. OzeMike

    OzeMike DI Forum Adept

    There are two lesbian ladies in the UK apparently who run a house painting business called "A Lick of Paint"
     
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  5. Notmyrealname

    Notmyrealname DI Forum Luminary Highly Rated Poster Showcase Reviewer

    Your friend know any? Just asking for my friend.
     
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  6. jimeve

    jimeve DI Forum Luminary Highly Rated Poster Showcase Reviewer Veteran Army

    Yes, but they have Monkey-pox, how did they catch that? from a Monkey:roflmao:
     
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  7. Notmyrealname

    Notmyrealname DI Forum Luminary Highly Rated Poster Showcase Reviewer

    Yes ... and we APES warned about monkeys a long time ago (especially since they annexed some of our lands) but no-one took any notice. Now see what a mess they have got us into - and they kept us at bay by threatening to lob bananas in our direction if we 'interfere'.
     
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  8. jimeve

    jimeve DI Forum Luminary Highly Rated Poster Showcase Reviewer Veteran Army

    But in drag, I see were this is going.
     
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  9. Notmyrealname

    Notmyrealname DI Forum Luminary Highly Rated Poster Showcase Reviewer

    You are back in drag again? I remember that night out in the UK but promised I would never tell anyone.
     
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