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En tråd i 'Funny Stuff' startet av danbandanna, 22 Mai 2022.

  1. danbandanna

    danbandanna DI Forum Patron Highly Rated Poster Showcase Reviewer Veteran Marines

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    An old Pilot sat down in Starbucks and ordered a cup of coffee.
    As he sat sipping his coffee, a young woman sat down next to him.
    She turned to the pilot and asked, ‘Are you a real pilot?’
    He replied, ‘Well, I’ve spent my whole life flying biplanes, Cubs, Aeronca’s, Neiuports, flew in WWII in a B-29, and later in the Korean conflict, taught 50 people to fly and gave rides to hundreds, so I guess I am a pilot – what about you?’
    She said, ‘I’m a lesbian. I spend my whole day thinking about naked women. As soon as I get up in the morning, I think about naked women. When I shower, I think about naked women When I watch TV, I think about naked women. It seems everything makes me think of naked women.’
    The two sat sipping in silence.
    A little while later, a young man sat down on the other side of the old pilot and asked, ‘Are you a real pilot?’
    He replied, ‘I always thought I was, but I just found out I’m a lesbian.’
     
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  2. Crystalhead

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    That's a good one. Lesbians have it made as far as Male standards. One thing I learned is never enter a Pie eating contest with a Lesbian..... you'll never win.
     
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  3. jimeve

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    They will lick you.
     
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  4. OzeMike

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    There are two lesbian ladies in the UK apparently who run a house painting business called "A Lick of Paint"
     
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  5. Notmyrealname

    Notmyrealname DI Forum Luminary Highly Rated Poster Showcase Reviewer

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    Your friend know any? Just asking for my friend.
     
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  6. jimeve

    jimeve DI Forum Luminary Highly Rated Poster Showcase Reviewer Veteran Army

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    Yes, but they have Monkey-pox, how did they catch that? from a Monkey:roflmao:
     
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    Notmyrealname DI Forum Luminary Highly Rated Poster Showcase Reviewer

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    Yes ... and we APES warned about monkeys a long time ago (especially since they annexed some of our lands) but no-one took any notice. Now see what a mess they have got us into - and they kept us at bay by threatening to lob bananas in our direction if we 'interfere'.
     
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  8. jimeve

    jimeve DI Forum Luminary Highly Rated Poster Showcase Reviewer Veteran Army

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    But in drag, I see were this is going.
     
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  9. Notmyrealname

    Notmyrealname DI Forum Luminary Highly Rated Poster Showcase Reviewer

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    You are back in drag again? I remember that night out in the UK but promised I would never tell anyone.
     
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