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Where's the funny stuff?

Discussie in 'Funny Stuff' gestart door Garcia, 24 jun 2022.

  1. Crystalhead

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    I stopped calling the Toilet (John) I now call it (Jim). That way I can tell everyone "I go to the Jim. everyday"
     
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    They have a good point...
     

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    Safer at home...
     

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    true talent.
     

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    HUH.
     
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    I go to the "GYM" everyday.
     
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    Could explain if you have any strange men lurking about :smile:
     
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    This is about the Nun who's gone to the Doc, she wears thick glasses due to her poor eyesight, her complaint is; at the start of her period with the first flow she has a load of postage stamps from the Dominican Republic in her knickers and she does not even know anyone from there? she shows one of these stamps to the Doc, he takes a look and then says, you shop in Aldi, this is the sticker that comes from the Fair Trade Bananas from the DR they sell there.
     
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    Going on 5 years a Married 55 year old Male was asked by his Wife to go to the Doctor to seek help for his erectile disfunction. When he came home from the Doctor he handed his Wife a bottle of pills. Wife asked "why is this for me in my name?" Husband replied........ "They are diet pills"
     
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    a bit late but...
     

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