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It's been a long time since I been to Dumaguete, But I get reports from family members. Nothing gets done unless you grease the palms of some government officials.

 

Mate, thats exactly what I mean, you have no clue but start talking cause you heard something from someone who saw something somewhere....

and all based on the typical local chit-chat, where somebody caughs and 3 minutes later talking about swineflu-epedemia in Dumaguete

at the Boulevard is one know place where some streetbirds hanging around ... and that since a looong time (swiss owned).

what do you mean by nothing gets done ??? you wanna open one of that places and don't get the permit. Good job of the government ...

 

Vacancy: 5 Pimps required ASAP

Hi Steve4910, You're absolutely right, someone heard a friend of someone else saying that somebody said that a chain of brothels will be opening soon, just next door to Silliman University. Here long noses sexual fantasies will be very well catered for, with a huge choice of female graduates, able to speak any language, if it's talk that you want. Any size, any flavour!
From there, the foreign stud will have to walk a short distance to the boulevard where a string of waterholes are suitably placed to infuse some dutch courage into the lusting couple. When ready for the pillow fight, another great institution, the Bethel Hotel, is again just a short distance away. Here unfortunately is not possible to booze but hey, you done that already and are now primed for action. It's fully air conditioned but not sound proofed so our hero will have to keep it low. Make sure you brought you cigarettes for the ultimate pleasure. Then you walk down to meet the proud parents of the pretty girl whom will introduce you to their other daughter and exchange cellphone numbers. They will also present you with a calling card so that you can introduce their brood to other potential heroes. Do not worry, your wife or daughter will never find out as discretion is well inculcated in all dumaguetinhos. Also do not be too concerned about threats of rape accusations, not happening here in Dumaguete either. You might have also noticed vending machines selling rubbers, cleverly placed next to ATM machines. Difficulty in finding employment will soon be a thing of the past with the booming sex industry!! Specially chartered flights will be landing 24/24 over the newly expanded Dumaguete international airport. Pamela Anderson is also going to star in the planned shooting of a new Baywatch serie by the not too far beach with another american institutional figure,T-T Boy, as a co-star.
For the not so young, Viagra tablets will be plentyful, so no risk of the gun shooting blanks either. If you later have a conscience attack, the Dumaguete Cathedral is not far either, here you could also pick up a couple of pretty nuns after confessional.
Bla...bla.....blaaaa.......yeah right, mate !!

 

Jonion Jack, I think yuo wrote a looong description of what Gass said. I am with you most points....

One thing I disagree is the "discret"thingy. There is absolutely NO secret in Dumaguete.. The spesific person might not say hello to you next day, but believe me, there is no night where i don't get a txt :... yur frnd is wth...at...." and I am only a long-nose knowing a few people... don't wanna know what Filippnas txt around... (even it might be really funny...)

 

Gossipy Pinays??

Hey Rhoody, you can't be serious......filipina liking to gossip?!
NOOOOO....impossible, now you're telling me!
It sounds like a horror movie...."I know what you did last summer"....and last week....last night.....
Anyway who cares when one is flying back home with only syphilis to remind him of the great time he had?

 

Union Jack, You have to be kidding about your post to me. I don't agree with your views on things, but you have no right to attack my character as a person. You don't know me at all. That was a very sick post you made especially about the nuns and the church. There is no call for that kind of talk here. You need to show some respect to members here instead of making up sh*t. I feel very offended by your statements. Another thing, I'm not your mate.

 

Funny stuff Union Jack, keep it up. Need a little satirical, comic relief on the Forum, mate. As for "ladies of the night" I don't think Duma has any more or any less than any other town it's size. Every city I've ever lived in has their share. So what's the fuss?

As for Why Not and the ladies there, they just hang out at the disco and ply their trade. They are not sponsered or controlled by the management. They are independent contractors. They just go where the expats hang out.

 

That sounds like such a freakin' awesome plan mate!! where & how do I sign up? Seriously:D

 

Sarcasm is the name of the game

To Steve4910, before claiming to be so deeply offended by my sarcastic remarks that, by the way, were not directed at anyone in particular, you should read carefully what you wrote before posting it. Claiming that the Philippines as a whole, traditionally has had a sex industry that goes back to centuries, that older expats have simply past their sell by date whoreing activities and that anyone married to a Filipina treats her with disrespect and as a maid/ sex slave, will not make you many friends.
As far as I'm concerned this subject is closed, having made my point quiet clear. Sarcasm works remarkably well I see.......

 

Poor Hal1955

Dear Hal,
I apologize for the lack of decency and respect that has been shown to you on this forum. Doubly so as this is your virgin experience. My fellow members seem to lack the skills and decency to voice themselves in a civil and intelligent manner. Rather than simply say that they denounce sex tourism and will not help you IF this is your quest, they choose to judge you completely from a simple legitimate question and then destroy you. If you wish to go to Dumaguete and see a dancer on stage you can do this. Just like you can in every corner of the world. Including the various societies they came from.

But this is not a sexual playground. It is a beautiful quiet place where a tourist would serve humanity well by not letting your fat wallet make little poor girls do things for you.

That being said, I think it is only fair that you know that some of the saltiest responses you received were from individuals who frequent the biggest hooker hangout/disco in town, and are known by name in this place. On the other hand, so am I......

But at least I am not judging you from a single question.