I am getting on in years and may not be the best looking guy
anymore.
Some would even say I'm a little frayed around the
edges but I have a nice car, a little money, and I spend most of
my time casually traveling from place to place and enjoying
life.
I met a nice looking girl in a park the other evening.
There was an instant spark between us.
All of a sudden, she did this cute little dance, then
immediately dropped to her knees and lay on the grass at my
feet. As we lay there making love, I thought…
"Wow, these Taser guns are really worth the money!"