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  1. Charlie

    Charlie DI Senior Member Restricted Account Veteran Coast Guard

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    I am getting on in years and may not be the best looking guy
    anymore.



    Some would even say I'm a little frayed around the
    edges but I have a nice car, a little money, and I spend most of
    my time casually traveling from place to place and enjoying
    life.


    I met a nice looking girl in a park the other evening.
    There was an instant spark between us.

    All of a sudden, she did this cute little dance, then
    immediately dropped to her knees and lay on the grass at my
    feet. As we lay there making love, I thought…









    "Wow, these Taser guns are really worth the money!"
     
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