A Russian, a Mexican, and a Texan walk into a bar… the Russian grabs a bottle of vodka, takes a big drink, throws the bottle in the air, shoots it and says, "In Russia, we have much vodka!" The Mexican grabs a bottle of tequila, takes an even bigger drink, throws the bottle in the air and shoots it saying, "In Mexico, we have mucho tequila!" The Texan grabs the Mexican, throws him out the door, shoots him and says, "In Texas we got alot of Mexicans"
