A gorilla and a rhino were best friends until one day as the rhino bent over to drink from the watering hole, the gorilla took advantage of the situation and buggered him. The rhino reacted angrily and chased the gorilla all over the game reserve. Half an hour later and still hotly pursued by the charging rhino, the gorilla spotted an explorer sitting in a chair reading a newspaper. Creeping up behind the explorer the gorilla killed him, grabbed his clothes and paper, threw the body behind a bush and sat down in the chair to read. Moments later the rhino came charging onto the scene. "Excuse me," he said. "Have you seen a gorilla around here." Holding up the newspaper to his face the gorilla replied, "What the one that buggered a rhino by the watering hole?" "Oh god!" said the rhino, "Don't tell me it's in the papers already!"
