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*Drafting Guys Over 60
This is funny & obviously written by a Former Soldier...
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New Direction for any war: Send Service Vets over 60!
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I am over 60 and the Armed Forces thinks I'm too old to
track down terrorists.* You can't be older than 42 to
join the military.* They've got the whole thing @ss-backwards.
Instead of sending 18-year olds off to fight, they ought to take
us old guys.* You shouldn't be able to join a military unit
until you're at least 35.
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For starters, researchers say 18-year-olds think about
sex every 10 seconds. Old guys only think about
sex a couple of times a day, leaving us more than 28,000
additional seconds per day to concentrate on the enemy.
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Young guys haven't lived long enough to be cranky, and a
cranky soldier is a dangerous soldier.* 'My back hurts!* I can't
sleep, I'm tired and hungry.' We are impatient and maybe
letting us kill some *sshole that desperately deserves it
will make us feel better and shut us up for awhile..
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An 18-year-old doesn't even like to get up before 10 am . Old guys always get up early to pee, so what the hell.* Besides, like I
said, I'm tired and can't sleep and since I'm already up, I may
as well be up killing some*fanatical son-of-a-b*tch.

If captured we couldn't spill the*beans because we'd forget where we put them. In fact, name, rank, and serial number
would be a real brainteaser.
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Boot camp would be easier for old guys… We're used to getting
screamed and yelled at and we're used to soft food. We've also
developed an appreciation for guns.* We've been using them
for years as an excuse to get out of the house, away from the
screaming and yelling.
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They could lighten up on the obstacle course however... I've
been in combat and never saw a single 20-foot wall with rope
hanging over the side, nor did I ever do any pushups after
completing basic training.
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Actually, the running part is kind of a waste of energy, too... I've
never seen anyone outrun a bullet.
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An 18-year-old has the whole world ahead of him. He's still
learning to shave, to start a conversation with a pretty girl.
He still hasn't figured out that a baseball cap has a brim to
shade his eyes, not the back of his head.
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These are all great reasons to keep*our kids at home to learn a little more about life before sending them off into harm's way.
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Let us old guys track down those dirty rotten coward terrorists. The last thing an enemy would want to*see is a couple million pissed off old farts with attitudes and automatic weapons, who know that their best years are already behind them.
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HEY!! How about recruiting Women over 50...in menopause!!!
You think MEN have attitudes??*
Ohhhhhhhhhhhh my God!!! If nothing else, put them on
border patrol. They'll have it secured the first night!
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Send this to all of your senior friends...it's in big type so they can read it.


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