Hi John! Here's a few more for you, mate :D "To hear many religious people talk, one would think God created the torso, head, legs and arms, but the devil slapped on the genitals." -Don Schrader "Sex on television can't hurt you unless you fall off" -Anon "There is nothing wrong with going to bed with someone of your own sex. People should be very free with sex, they should draw the line at goats." -Elton John "Sex at age ninety is like trying to shoot pool with a rope." -George Burns
Golden Years The Golden Years have come at last I cannot see, I cannot pee I cannot chew, I cannot screw My memory shrinks, my hearing stinks No sense of smell, I look like hell My body drooping, got trouble pooping The Golden Years have come at last The Golden Years can kiss my @ss
just a reminder....."Every possession and achievement is temporal,therefore not worthy of our heart's devotion." from the UCB Word for today.
