Quotes

Hi John! Here's a few more for you, mate :D

"To hear many religious people talk, one would think God created the torso, head, legs and arms, but the devil slapped on the genitals."
-Don Schrader

"Sex on television can't hurt you unless you fall off"
-Anon

"There is nothing wrong with going to bed with someone of your own sex. People should be very free with sex, they should draw the line at goats."
-Elton John

"Sex at age ninety is like trying to shoot pool with a rope."
-George Burns

 

"You know your getting old, when the candles cost more then the cake"

George Burns

 

You know

you are getting old, "when a 35 year old woman, looks like JAIL BATE".

ME

 

"Light travels faster than sound. That is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak."

 

Golden Years

The Golden Years have come at last
I cannot see, I cannot pee
I cannot chew, I cannot screw
My memory shrinks, my hearing stinks

No sense of smell, I look like hell
My body drooping, got trouble pooping
The Golden Years have come at last
The Golden Years can kiss my @ss

 

" The man that walks in darkness, does not know where hes going"

John 12 v35

 

"What's in your heart,comes out of your mouth"

Mrs john boy!!!!

 

just a reminder....."Every possession and achievement is temporal,therefore not worthy of our heart's devotion."

from the UCB Word for today.

 

Love does not make the world go round but it makes the ride worthwhile. Franklin Jones

 

Go ahead make my day!
Dirty Harry