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Riding joke,

Discussie in '☋ General Chat ☋' gestart door phomsanuk, 26 jul 2010.

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  1. phomsanuk

    phomsanuk DI Member

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    A jockey and his wife are in Paris and she spots a very expensive pair of shoes. He looks at the price tag and says.... "Are U joking me? No way!"

    That night when they are lying in bed he puts his hand on her fanny. She shoves his hand away and says... "if u can't shoe the horse, your not f...ing riding it!"
     
  2. Knowdafish

    Knowdafish DI Forum Luminary

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    She must have been a nag! :D
     
  3. expatron

    expatron DI Forum Patron

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    A police officer pulls over a speeding car. The officer says,' I clocked you at 80 miles per hour, sir.'

    The driver says, 'Gee, officer, I had it on cruise control at 60; perhaps your radar gun needs calibrating. '

    Not looking up from her knitting the wife says: 'Now don't be silly, dear -- you know that this car doesn't have cruise control.'

    As the officer writes out the ticket, the driver looks over at his wife and growls,
    'Can't you please keep your mouth shut for once !! ?'

    The wife smiles demurely and says, 'Well dear you should be thankful your radardetector went off when it did or your speed would have been higher.'

    As the officer makes out the second ticket for the illegal radar detector unit, the man glowers at his wife and says through clenched teeth,
    'Woman, can't you keep your mouth shut?'

    The officer frowns and says, 'And I notice that you're not wearing your seat belt, sir. That's an automatic $75 fine.'

    The driver says, 'Yeah, well, you see, officer, I had it on, but I took it off when you pulled me over so that I could get my license out of my back pocket.'

    The wife says, 'Now, dear, you know very well that you didn't have your seat belt on. You never wear your seat belt when you're driving.'

    And as the police officer is writing out the third ticket, the driver turns to his wife and barks, 'WILL YOU PLEASE SHUT UP??'

    The officer looks over at the woman and asks, 'Does your husband always talk to you this way, Ma'am?'

    (I love this part)

    'Only when he's been drinking '.
     
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