questions asked of our wives

wrong wrong

 

I went to buy 3 bbq chickens and asked if I wanted to dine in or take out
true story

 

i love this game,
I work in construction and have many years of experience when working with a young smart @ss i love to play Dumb.

 

Actually come to think of it my wife did ask me a ridiculous question the other day ,
she asked: are you hungry and do you want a beer ?

 

mmmmmmmmmmmmm Makes you think! What they are thinking ??

My wife usually rings me 2 or 3 times a day. To ask if I am OK?? ( I doubt it, more like to make sure, I am not at the local Sorry Sorry having a Beer or 2 ) Today, as it is constant rain in Junob, she said, Stay in doors. When she gets Home, I now that the first thing she will Say, is. Hmmmmmmm You did not clear the dog pooh or Sweep the leaves.

Geeze fellers, Even here, we can't, get it right.

JP

 

Without straying too much , I will add that they are lot more critical of our pronunciation in their lingo
than we are of them when they speak English

 

You can only imagine them on the Aussie slang then , one mates wife turns up says , hows it goin mate , how are they hangin ,
of course my answer was bloody fantastic ,do you wanna check
I did prise out him that he had put her up to it

what they do is say it as it spelt , not necessarily as it should sound , may-or = mayor

 

Hmmm. My wife has three degrees. I still have to explain at least half of the movie endings that we watch….