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questions asked of our wives

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  1. muddyfeet

    muddyfeet DI Member

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    wrong wrong
     
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    alex DI Forum Patron Highly Rated Poster

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    I went to buy 3 bbq chickens and asked if I wanted to dine in or take out
    true story
     
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    i love this game,
    I work in construction and have many years of experience when working with a young smart @ss i love to play Dumb.
     
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    oztony

    oztony DI Senior Member Blood Donor

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    Actually come to think of it my wife did ask me a ridiculous question the other day ,
    she asked: are you hungry and do you want a beer ?
     
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    mmmmmmmmmmmmm Makes you think! What they are thinking ??

    :confused:My wife usually rings me 2 or 3 times a day. To ask if I am OK?? ( I doubt it, more like to make sure, I am not at the local Sorry Sorry having a Beer or 2 :eek:) Today, as it is constant rain in Junob, she said, Stay in doors. When she gets Home, I now that the first thing she will Say, is. Hmmmmmmm You did not clear the dog pooh or Sweep the leaves.

    :eek: Geeze fellers, Even here, we can't, get it right.:rolleyes:

    JP
     
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    My gf has been working to get her GED and we chat on Viber.

    GF: "Diablo, i past my english test today!" (I'm known as Diablo in my house.)
    Me: "Money well spent."
     
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    oztony

    oztony DI Senior Member Blood Donor

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    Without straying too much , I will add that they are lot more critical of our pronunciation in their lingo
    than we are of them when they speak English
     
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    I know, right? It cracks me up that mine laughs at my English and calls me "slang".

    Edit: Apparently I didn't understand your statement the first time around. Now I get it. So yeah, I gave up trying to learn from them their language. They are brutal with the laughing and put downs when trying to speak their language. What gets me, as I stated above, is that they even make fun of MY English. I have to remind my gf that American English (what they supposedly learn) is, in fact, my first language and I am most certainly a better speaker than they are.
     
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    oztony DI Senior Member Blood Donor

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    You can only imagine them on the Aussie slang then , one mates wife turns up says , hows it goin mate , how are they hangin ,
    of course my answer was bloody fantastic ,do you wanna check
    I did prise out him that he had put her up to it

    what they do is say it as it spelt , not necessarily as it should sound , may-or = mayor
     
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    Hmmm. My wife has three degrees. I still have to explain at least half of the movie endings that we watch….
     
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