Where's the humor on here?

Glad my wife is not friends with Mr Potato Heads wife

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it's all over now, So the Jokes Start

Ready for me CoaCoa, then off to bed,mmmmmmmmmm early Start tomorrow, so I need some Sleep.

But I will leave you, with this little Gem. View attachment 11093

Good Night All. JP (Lets hope, a better day tomorrow)

 

Caught this on on Facebook and its not bad:

World Cup Refund - Posted As A Public Service
After Nigeria was eliminated from the world cup the Nigerian captain personally offered to refund all the expenses of fans that traveled to Brazil.
He said he just needs their bank details and pin numbers to complete the transaction.

 

Lets turn the day around!

Today, did not start as well as I had Hoped but as I have learned, "That's Life"

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JP:o

 

Hello Jack!

 

Clueless Murphy

Murphy, a furniture dealer from Dublin, wanted to expand the line of furniture in his store, so he decided to go to Paris to see what he could find.

After arriving in Paris, he visited with some manufacturers and selected a line that he thought would sell well back home. To celebrate the new acquisition, he decided to visit a small bistro and have a glass of wine.

As he sat enjoying his wine, he noticed that the small place was quite crowded, and that the other chair at his table was the only vacant seat in the house.

Before long, a very beautiful young Parisian girl came to his table, asked him something in French (which Murphy could not understand), so he motioned to the vacant chair and invited her to sit down.

He tried to speak to her in English, but she did not speak his language. After a couple of minutes of trying to communicate with her, he took a napkin and drew a picture of a wine glass and showed it to her. She nodded, so he ordered a glass of wine for her.

After sitting together at the table for a while, he took another napkin, and drew a picture of a plate with food on it, and she nodded. They left the bistro and found a quiet cafe that featured a small group playing romantic music.

They ordered dinner, after which he took another napkin and drew a picture of a couple dancing. She nodded, and they got up to dance. They danced until the cafe closed and the band was packing up.

Back at their table, the young lady took a napkin and drew a picture of a four-poster bed. To this day, Murphy has no idea how she figured out he was in the furniture business.

Murphy, oh Murphy….when will you ever learn?

 

Mickey O'Flynn worked in an Irish pickle factory. For many years he had a powerful desire to put his p3#is in the pickle slicer.
Unable to stand it any longer, he sought professional help from the factory psychologist. After six months, the therapist gave up.
He advised Mickey to go ahead and do it or he would probably never have any peace of mind.
The next day he came home from work very early. His wife, Mary, became alarmed and wanted to know what had happened.
Mickey tearfully confessed his tormenting desire to put his penis in the pickle slicer. He went on to explain that today he finally went
ahead and did it, and he was immediately fired.
Mary gasped and ran over to her husband. She quickly yanked down his pants and shorts only to find a normal,
completely intact penis. She looked up and said, "I don't understand. What about the pickle slicer?"
Mickey replied, "I think she got fired, too."

 

This one is a video clip 1:49 seconds but worth it !

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_CwHrJt8Oz8&feature=player_embedded

 

I am a beer drinker , but for all those that like the hard stuff

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Older people 're not picky, they simply realise what they really need.