Where's the humor on here?

The lines of the joke were repeated twice?

 

For me, it is still early.

:p Geeze, thank goodness it is not just me! :p

@ Tom, sorry mate but I have to Admit it too.

 

NP Tito Jack, it's Deja Vu all over again

 

A pirate walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Hey, I haven't seen you in a while. What happened, you look terrible!"
"What do you mean?" the pirate replies, "I'm fine."
The bartender says, "But what about that wooden leg? You didn't have that before."
"Well," says the pirate, "We were in a battle at sea and a cannon ball hit my leg but the surgeon fixed me up, and I'm fine, really."
"Yeah," says the bartender, "But what about that hook? Last time I saw you, you had both hands."
"Well," says the pirate, "We were in another battle and we boarded the enemy ship. I was in a sword fight and my hand was cut off but the surgeon fixed me up with this hook, and I feel great, really."
"Oh," says the bartender, "What about that eye patch? Last time you were in here you had both eyes."
"Well," says the pirate, "One day when we were at sea, some birds were flying over the ship. I looked up, and one of them shat in my eye."
"So?" replied the bartender, "what happened? You couldn't have lost an eye just from some bird sh*t!"
"Well," says the pirate, "I really wasn't used to the hook yet."

 

Thank goodness this thread did not get lost OH! yes Humour, So for a better reception do this LOL Only in the Philippines

 

As I was talking about my Carpenter earlier, Thought you might get a smile from his car! Just to start the day off, on a Smile or two.


JP

 

Like the barn-door hinges!! Quite stylish!!

 

I suppose it will serve double-duty as a hearse?

 

Apologies if these are repeats [h=3]The Interview[/h] A young man is interviewing for a position.
The boss asks, "What would you say is your greatest weakness?"
The young man replies, "Honesty."
The boss says, "I don't think of honesty as a weakness."
The young man replies, "I don't give a d*mn what you think."
[h=3]The Interview, #2[/h] A young job applicant was being interviewed for an entry level position.
His prospective boss asked, “Are you a smoker?”
“Not even a little,” said the young man.
“How about alcoholic beverages?”
“Never touch ‘em,” he replied.
The boss smiled and asked, “So you spend a lot of time with girls?”
The applicant said “No, not really.”
“So you don’t have any vices?”
“Well, I do have one,” he admitted.
“And what would that be?” the boss asked.
“I tell lies.”