IRS Accuses This Man Of Hiding Money. His Response Is Genius. POSTED 2 DAYS AGO This is the time of year when taxes are the enemy. This man deals with it in the most perfect way. The IRS decides to audit Ralph, and summon him to the IRS office. The IRS auditor is not surprised when Ralph shows up with his attorney. The auditor says, "Well, sir, you have an extravagant lifestyle and no full-time employment, which you explain by saying that you win money gambling. I'm not sure the IRS finds that believable." "I'm a great gambler, and I can prove it," says Ralph. "How about a demonstration?" The auditor thinks for a moment and says, "Okay, Go ahead." Ralph says, "I'll bet you a thousand dollars that I can bite my own eye." The auditor thinks a moment and says, "No way! It's a bet." Ralph removes his glass eye and bites it. The auditor's jaw drops. Ralph says, "Now, I'll bet you two thousand dollars that I can bite my other eye." The auditor can tell Ralph isn't blind, so he takes the bet. Ralph removes his dentures and bites his good eye. The stunned auditor now realizes he has wagered and lost three grand, with Ralph's attorney as a witness. He starts to get nervous. "Want to go double or nothing?" Ralph asks. "I'll bet you six thousand dollars that I can stand on one side of your desk, and pee into that wastebasket on the other side, and never get a drop anywhere in between. "The auditor, twice burned, is cautious now, but he looks carefully and decides there's no way this guy can manage that stunt, so he agrees again. Ralph stands beside the desk and unzips his pants, but although he strains mightily, he can't make the stream reach the wastebasket on the other side, so he pretty much urinates all over the desk. The auditor leaps with joy, realizing that he has just turned a major loss into a huge win. But Ralph's attorney moans and puts his head in his hands."Are you okay?" the auditor asks."Not really," says the attorney. "This morning, when Ralph told me he'd been summoned for an audit, he bet me twenty thousand dollars that he could come in here and p*ss all over an IRS official's desk and that you'd be happy about it."
It is easy to hire a good accountant. Just ask him what 2 plus 2 is? If he answers: "What do you want it to be? Then he is your guy.
Are you from the UK? If so, do you know any good accountants in Dumaguete who are knowledgeable of the UK tax system?
Dave (DavyL200) is from the UK, in fact he is one of the wardens for the UK here. Try contacting him, as he may be able to help you. DavyL200 by private messenging @DavyL200 @Notmyrealname
