This is really not so funny but I did not know where else to put it, I think it is very cleverly done, and scarily true unfortunately, and can relate to most Countries.............. .
Tell you what Dave, I will print one shirt for you then you can wear it around the mall and whilst you're cruising the boulevard! We can all take bets on how long you will last
Funny. You could easily get away with wearing it. That would go right over the head of most. I wouldn't recommend wearing it in the Immigration office though.