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  1. sntmig

    sntmig DI Forum Adept

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    As only the Irish can tell a story!
    Paddy had long heard
    the stories of an amazing family tradition.
    It seems that his father, grandfather and
    great-grandfather had all been able to walk
    on water on their 18th birthday.
    On that special day, they'd each walked
    across the lake to the pub on the far side for their
    first legal drink.
    So when Paddy's 18th birthday came around,
    he and his pal Mick, took a boat out to
    the middle of the lake, Paddy stepped out of the
    boat ....and nearly drowned!
    Mick j
    ust barely managed to pull him to safety.
    Furious and confused, Paddy went to see his
    grandmother ..
    "Grandma,"
    he asked, "Tis me 18th birthday, so
    why can't I walk across the lake like
    me father, his father and his father before
    him?"
    Granny looked deeply into Paddy's,
    troubled blue eyes and said, "Because ye
    father, ye grandfather and ye great-grandfather....
    were all born in December, when the lake
    is frozen, and ye were born in August, ya
    fookin idiot!"
     
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  2. alex

    alex DI Forum Patron Highly Rated Poster

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    Paddy was sitting on a grave caying out WHY did you have to die , Mick walk by, paddy you are very upset it must be a real friend you have laying there? No replyed Paddy its my wifes first husband,why dis you have to go nand die
     
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