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Where's the humor on here?

Discussion in 'Funny Stuff' started by grandpainak, Apr 16, 2007.

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  1. Crystalhead

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    On top of that, (my Family) wanted me to send a pic of my In -laws, but they did not mention "THE ERA" ......................:grouphug:So this is it!!!!
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    What is a "Pig in a Blanket?":laugh:
    My x-wife on a cold day.:happy:
     
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    This is probably the weakest joke I heard in decades. But to make you happy, ha ha ha

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    F*rting in an elevator is wrong on so many levels. Is that any better?
     
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    This one I like :smile:

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    I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn’t work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness.
     
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    A pastor entered his donkey in a race and it won. The pastor was so pleased with the donkey that he entered it in the next race, and it won again.

    The local newspaper read: PASTOR’S A$$ OUT FRONT.

    The Bishop was so upset with this kind of publicity that he ordered the pastor not to enter the donkey in another race.

    The next day, the local newspaper headline read: BISHOP SCRATCHES PASTOR’S A$$.

    This was too much for the Bishop, so he ordered the pastor to get rid of the donkey. The pastor decided to give it to a nun in a nearby convent.

    The local paper, hearing of the news, posted the following headline the next day: NUN HAS BEST A$$ IN TOWN.

    The Bishop fainted. He informed the nun that she would have to get rid of the donkey, so she sold it to a farmer for $10.

    The next day the paper read: NUN SELLS A$$ FOR $10.

    This was too much for the Bishop, so he ordered the nun to buy back the donkey and lead it to the plains where it could run wild.

    The next day the headlines read: NUN ANNOUNCES HER A$$ IS WILD AND FREE.

    The Bishop was buried the next day.

    The moral of the story is:

    Being concerned about public opinion can bring you much grief and misery and even shorten your life. So be yourself and enjoy life. You’ll be a lot happier and live longer!
     
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    Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.
     
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    A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.
     
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    As long as we are philosophizing: A liar has to have a great memory, a truthful person doesn't, as their story is always the same.
     
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