Where's the humor on here?

I had to move some stuff down the road but I couldnt get my truck to start so I popped over the road to see if my friend there could help. He said that he would lend me his horse but as it was ill he did have this rather large chicken so because I didnt have any other solution I was prepared to give it a try. I strapped this huge chicken to the front of the truck and off we went. Everything was fine until the straps broke and the chicken ran off. A police car stopped and the policeman got out and asked me what I was doing. I said, "Sorry officer, I was moving this stuff with my truck but the big ens gone.

 

A suspected Covid-19 male patient is lying in bed in the hospital, wearing an oxygen mask over his mouth and nose. A young student female nurse appears and gives him a partial sponge bath.
"Nurse,"' he mumbles from behind the mask, "are my testicles black?"
Embarrassed, the young nurse replies, "I don't know, Sir. I'm only here to wash your upper body and feet."
He struggles to ask again, "Nurse, please check for me. Are my testicles black?"
Concerned that he might elevate his blood pressure and heart rate from worrying about his testicles, she overcomes her embarrassment and
pulls back the covers.
She raises his gown, holds his manhood in one hand and his testicles gently in the other.
She looks very closely and says, "There's nothing wrong with them, Sir. They look fine."
The man slowly pulls off his oxygen mask, smiles at her, and says very slowly,
"Thank you very much. That was wonderful. Now listen very,
very, closely:
"Are - my - test - results - back?"

 

Maybe if we had "Corny"as a comment, I may have got a couple. But not one "Funny"?

 

Thanks