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More Christmas Humor

The way it is in the USA.


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Shop sign on a Monday morning :D

 

Ever seen a panda sneeze? Hilarious!! :D

 

Noooooooooooo!!! :D

 

Looks like a letter to Heloise is in order!

 

Which came first, the chicken or the egg?

Of course the egg. You don't have chicken until lunch.

 

Diesel Fitter

My First job. Worked in a panty hose factory. I would pull a pair over my head and say " Dees'l Fit Her"

 

A delightful love story told in just three pictures :D

 

Shy Guy

A very shy guy goes into a pub on Valentine's Day night and sees a beautiful woman sitting alone at the bar.

After an hour of gathering up his courage he finally goes over to her and asks tentatively, "Um, would you mind if I brought you a drink?"

She responds by yelling, at the top of her lungs, "No, I won't sleep with you tonight!"

Everyone in the pub is now staring at them. Naturally, the guy is hopelessly and completely embarrassed and he slinks back to his table totally red faced.

After a few minutes, the woman walks over to him and apologises. She smiles at him and says, "I'm really sorry if I embarrassed you just then. You see, I'm a graduate student in psychology and I'm studying how people respond to embarrassing situations."

The man responds, at the top of his lungs, "No I will not pay $200!"


Nakabalos!! :D

 

Yummy

A woman goes into a tattoo parlor and tells the tattoo artist that she wants a tattoo of a turkey on her right thigh, right up just below her bikini line. She also wants him to put "Happy Thanksgiving" under the turkey. So the guy does it and it comes out looking real good.
The woman then instructs him to put a Santa Clause with "Merry Christmas" up on her left thigh. So the guy does it and it comes out looking good too.

As the woman is getting dressed to leave, the tattoo artist says, "If you don't mind, could you tell me why you had me put such unusual tattoos on your thighs?"

She said, "I'm sick and tired of my husband complaining all the time that there's nothing good to eat between Thanksgiving and Christmas."


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