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Where's the humor on here?

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    grandpainak

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    Do they taste good?

    A cannibal was walking through the jungle and came upon a restaurant operated by a fellow cannibal.
    Feeling somewhat hungry, he sat down and looked over the menu...


    Broiled Missionary: $10.00
    Fried Explorer: $15.00

    Grilled Republican: $100.00
    Baked Democrat: $100.00

    The cannibal called the waiter over and asked, 'Why such a price difference for the Politicians?'

    The cook replied, "Have you ever tried to clean one?
    They're so full of sh*t, it takes all morning."
     
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    For Rhoody :D
     

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    At least there are no spelling mistakes :D
     

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    Single Black Female

    This has to be one of the best singles ads ever printed. It is reported to have been listed in The Atlanta Journal.

    SINGLE BLACK FEMALE seeks male companionship, ethnicity unimportant. I’m a very good looking girl who LOVES to play. I love long walks in the woods, riding in your pickup truck, hunting, camping and fishing trips,cozy winter nights lying by the fire. Candlelight dinners will have me eating out of your hand. I’ll be at the front door when you get home from work, wearing only what nature gave me. Call (404) 875-6420 and ask for Daisy, I’ll be waiting…

    Over 15,000 men found themselves talking to the Atlanta Humane Society about an 8-week-old black Labrador retriever. :D :D
     
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    The best law enforcement agency

    The LAPD, the FBI and the CIA are all trying to prove that they are the best at apprehending criminals. The President decides to give them a test. He releases a rabbit into a forest and each of them has to catch it.

    The CIA goes in. They place animal informants throughout the forest. They question all plant and mineral witnesses. After three months of extensive investigation, they conclude that rabbits do not exist.

    The FBI goes in. After two weeks with no leads, they burn the forest, killing everything in it — including the rabbit — and make no apologies. “The rabbit had it coming.”

    The LAPD goes in. They come out two hours later with a badly beaten bear. The bear is yelling, “Okay, okay, I’m a rabbit, I’m a rabbit.”
     
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    "Lets Face it" Prog money dont go that far these days hehehe nice one
    regards john
     
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