⌛ Talking stupid or full of s@%&

This post is NOT to start another water-thread, but I found this post on a board and it really made laugh, so I just wanna share it here.

Posted by chef_chris on AE:

As Ben Franklin said : In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is freedom, in water there is Bacteria.
In a number of carefully controlled trials, scientists have demonstrated that if we drink 1 liter of water each day, at the end of the year we would have absorbed more than 1 kilo of Escherichia coli, (E. Coli) - Bacteria found in feces. In other words, we are consuming 1 kilo of poop.
However, we do NOT run that risk when drinking wine & beer (or tequila, rum, whiskey or other liquor) because alcohol has to go through a purification process of boiling, filtering and/or fermenting.
Remember: Water = Poop, Wine = Health
Therefore, it's better to drink wine and talk stupid, than to drink water and be full of sh*t. There is no need to thank me for this valuable information: This is a public service.

cheers

Rhoody

 

Dear drinking companion ...:D ...I can't follow your logic in this red phrase.
In wine is wishdom....but your comparison says "it's better to drink wine and to talk stupid !"
So you will also continue to state that "it's better to drink beer and be a slave ?"
Let's have some next week at the DI meeting (and jamming !) :D and let's talk more nonsense .

 

LOL!

a nice piece of information there, Rhoody..

and all the while, i thought drinking water was healthy! :D

 

PLUS...red wine contains anti-oxidants, as do hops, as does dark chocolate.
Hmmm...I see a trend here....
:D

 

speaking of red wine, the stores there dont happen to carry two buck chuck, do they..with the glut of wines..one would think wine would be cheap in the philippines too..

 

sure papa,
whine is one of that top-export articles of the philippines. they have such a mass-production that they actually give it for free out to trolls like you, just to make you drunk enough that you are unable to type that kind of posts... go for it. (guess I get banned again now...)

Maryfee

 

Good one rhoody. Yes water is very over rated. As well as the poo, there's a lot of fish sex going on. I'll stick to beer.

cheers

 

hehe, lofty, I wanted to write the same... I had a shirt when i was younger:

don't drink Water - Fish f#$# in it...

cheers
Rhoody

 

No wonder, mineral water tastes like poop when left open for a couple of days. The E. coli have multiplied. Also, don't trust those plastic containers. They are made from petroleum products that exude chemicals when heated under the warm tropical sun and are known to affect the reproductive function of the imbiber...ask Greenpeace!

 

Wine and dark chocolate? Thank you God, now I can finally be fat and happy!