⌛ Today's Lesson - 2

Good morning class. Today it is Biology.

A herd of buffalo can move only as fast as the slowest buffalo, and when the herd is hunted, it is the slowest and weakest ones at the back that are killed first. This natural selection is good for the herd as a whole, because the general speed and health of the whole group keeps improving by the regular culling of the weakest members.

In much the same way the human brain can only operate as fast as the slowest brain cells. Excessive intake of alcohol, we all know, kills off brain cells, but naturally it attacks the slowest and weakest brain cells first.

In this way, regular consumption of beer eliminates the weaker brain cells, constantly making the brain a faster and more efficient machine.

The Teach.

 

As I know that we only use a very small part of our brain some 15% I think), are this unused cells considered weak cells? that we can "consume" 85% of our brain???
good one Al, hope to see you and lovely Hanna on Saturday
cheers

Rhoody

 

Is this for real Al? If it is, I might start increasing my intake of alcohol. My hubby will be pleased for this.:D

 

You aren't serious,surely Teach? I can understand the logic of natural selection with the "buffalo's".But my experience of trying to get any intelligent conversation,out of anyone who consumes,large amounts of alcohol is futile.

 

Yes, it surely is true!

Somebody asks you what you did yesterday and you say - errr..... well, I went here or here but I can't quite remember.

Somebody asks you what you did last night and - straight away - you reply - 'I got ratted on 15 San Migs. :D :D

Wholly accurate factual statement thanks to alcohol fed cerebal cells!

Al.

 

Whoops - sorry - still suffering from last night - had to make a spelling correction to 'rattttttttted'

Al.

 

same thing here chrissar:D i will give it a try, if after a few bottle i could sing a good song, hehehe...this might be what i'm missing then.

thanks , teacher !

 

We'll go for it dum...